ONE DEM MORE – Script and audio file

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BERNIE

ONE DEM MORE

No way, now there are too many

Mayor De Blasio makes twenty three

They all think they’re so sublime  

They surely know it’s not their time

ONE DEM MORE

 

WARREN

I am the one with the plan

Starting to Rise in the Polls

 

BERNIE

ONE DEM MORE

 

Warren/ GILLIBRAND

Just as good (or better) than any man

Are there too many sexist assholes

KAMELA Harris

took down WIlliam Barr – well sort of

 

Amy Klobucher

They say I’m Minnesota Nice”

 

KAMELA Harris

I’m a fighter for justice

GILLIBRAND

NO! I am not Hillary

 

Tulsi Gabbard

I was deployed in the middle east

 

Marianne Williamson

Look at me I wrote a book

  • We all did ALL WOMEN

ALL WOMEN

Can a woman win the white – house

 

BIDEN

Now I’m here y’all can go home

 

MAYOR PETE

I’m a young fresh choice for you

 

BIDEN

All the polls are in my favor

 

BETO

Hey I almost won, Texas, y’all

 

BIDEN

I was Obama’s VP

 

Cory Booker

I’m Besties with Zuckerberg – wait, that’s a bad thing?

 

BIDEN

The rest are just a weekly flavor

 

ALL but BIDEN/BERNIE

They love – long shots – not you – pick me

 

BIDEN

ONE DEM MORE

 

BERNIE

We will have a revolution

Millionaires and Billionaires

Need to pay more of their money

It seems like nobody cares

 

BIDEN

ONE DEM MORE

 

Michael Bennet Steve Bullock Julián Castro John Delaney Mike Gravel  John Hickenlooper Jay Inslee Wayne Messam Seth Moulton Andrew Yang

We are all the rest

Knocking on wood

Iowa will be the test

Our chances are not good

Bernie he might Stumble

Biden he could fall

But let’s face it

We’ve no chance at all

 

Bernie Sanders Amy Klobuchar  Kamala Harris Cory Booker, Elizabeth Warren, Kirsten Gillibrand Michael Bennet

Senators it’s time to rise

 

Eric Swalwell Tim Ryan  Seth Moulton Tulsi Gabbard

Congress it’s your day to shine

 

Jay Inslee John Hickenlooper Steve Bullock

Governor’s know how to lead

 

Bill De Blasio, Mayor Pete Julián Castro Wayne Messam

Mayor’s are executives too

 

ALL WOMEN

Is it time for a woman

 

Bernie & Joe

Yes, but you know how that story goes

 

ALL

Is time for the people to vote

 

MAYOR PETE

Not yet, Iowa, is February THREE

 

BERNIE <know it all>

BIDEN

ONE DEM MORE

 

Women

Now we’re taking all at once

 

Mayor De Blasio

I think I have earned the right

 

Women

No one’s listening we’re all shouting

 

BERNIE

OY This is giving me a headache

Perhaps I should go lie down

Last time DNC screwed me

This time I will wear the crown

 

BIDEN

ONE DEM MORE

 

Women

Whose paid their dues more than us

 

Mayor De Blasio

People Love me am I right

 

Women

We mustn’t lose and start pouting

 

BERNIE

We will have a revolution

Millionaires and Billionaires

Need to pay more of their money

It seems like nobody cares

 

THE REST
We are all the rest

Knocking on wood

Iowa will be the test

Our chances are not good

 

BIDEN

The liberal left have all gone nuts – centrists

 

BERNIE

he centrists have sticks up their butts – leftists

 

ALL BUT BIDEN/BERNIE

Whom ever survives the prim’ry hump

Will do better than Trump

 

BERNIE

ONE MORE DEM

 

BIDEN

ONE MORE DEM

 

ALL

ONE DEM MORE

 

Now De Blasio makes 23

 

Whom ever survives the prim’ry hump

Will do better than Trump

 

One more Dem

One Dem More

 

The liberal left have all gone nuts

The centrists have sticks up their butts

 

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