1. What is a foot ball player’s favorite kind of dancer? A Belichick!
2. What’s the difference between a Jets fan and a baby? The baby will stop whining after a while.
3. Why do Jets fans always carry a map? Because they can’t find their way into the end zone!
4. What do you call a lineman’s kid? – A chip off the old blocker!
5. Why was the college team late for the game? They mistakenly went to the Siesta Bowl.
6. How many Jets fans does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are used to living in the Patriots’ shadow.
7. Did you hear about the foot who went to the dance party? – Yeah, it had a “ball”!
8. How do football players stay cool during the game? – They stand near the fans!
9. Why don’t football fields get hungry? – Because of all the quarters!
10. How does an football coach like his coffee?Grounded, just like his defense strategy!
11. How do you know someone is a Giants fan? Don’t worry, they’ll let you know – especially if it’s 2011 again!
12. Why did the football sigh? It was “deflated”!
13. Where to college teams eat breakfast? At the Cereal Bowl!
14. Why was the football team late for dinner? – They can’t find the “end zone”!
15. What did the football say to the punter? – “I get a kick out of you.”
16. How do college players sweeten their coffee / tea? They go to the Sugar Bowl!
17. Why is a football stadium the coolest place to be? – Because it’s full of “fans”!
18. Why did the quarterback open a bakery? Too many turnovers!
19. Why don’t football players ever write things down? Because they’re afraid of getting extra “PENalties”!
20. Why did the retired quarterback keep all of his game balls? He was bored just PASSING time.
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