20+ dad jokes about the end of summer:

WARNING WARNING WARNING…. THESE ARE REALLY BAD JOKES, PUNS, ETC!!!

1. Why did the grill go to therapy?It was feeling a little “burned out”!
2. Why do hurricanes make good comedians? Because their punchlines always blow you away!
3. Why did the beach house fall asleep at the end of summer? It’s always near the sand, man!
4. What do you call a pen that’s always on time the first day of school? “Write” on schedule!
5. Why don’t eggs want to go back to school? They always crack under pressure!
6. How do trees get ready for cold weather? They leaf their worries behind!
7. How do birds know it’s time to go back north? They follow the Tweets!
8. What did the sweater say as the chilly weather rolled in? “I’ve got you covered!”
9. Why did the old map go to magic school? It excelled at mis-direction.
10. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the first day of school?Because her students were so bright!
11. Why did the windbreaker go to art school? It wanted to improve its “draft” skills!
12. What do you call a steak that’s going to be a freshman in college? A “rare” achievement!
13. Why did the sun go to school at the end of summer?
    It wanted to get a little brighter!
14. Why don’t summer vacations last longer?
    Because they couldn’t handle the heat!
15. What’s a snowman’s favorite thing about the end of summer?
    He’s getting a warm-up!
16. What do you call a boardwalk that tells jokes? A pun-way!
17. What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?”Hang on, this will be a breeze!”
18. Why did the popsicle break up with summer?
    It just couldn’t handle the cold shoulder.
19. Why do so many September weddings get cancelled?
    Cold-er feet!
20. What does the farmer say on the last day of summer? Oh my gourd!
21. Why was the book worried about back-to-school season? It didn’t want to be judged by its cover!
22. Why is that calendar scared every August? It’s about to fall!
23. Why did the surfer become a teacher at the end of summer?
    He wanted to catch some new waves!
24. What’s the best part about the end of summer?
    Sweater weather, or as I call it, “dad’s fashion season!”
25. Why did the ice cream truck retire after summer?
    It was tired of the daily melt-downs.
26. Why did September break up with August? The relationship turned colder!
27. What’s a seafood menu’s favorite game? Catch!
28. What’s a lifeguard’s least favorite season?
    Fall, because all the good “waves” are goodbye!
29. What do you get when you cross summer and math?
    A tan-gent line to the beach!
30. Why was the scarecrow happy when summer ended?
    He finally got some “rest” in the cornfield.
31. What do you call a beach that’s sad summer is over?
    A blue sand dune.
32. Why did the tomato turn red at the end of summer?
    It saw the calendar and realized ketchup season was over!
33. What did the ocean say to the beach at the end of summer?
    Nothing, it just waved goodbye.
34. Why don’t skeletons get tan at the end of summer?
    Because they’re too afraid to come out in the fall sun!
35. What do you call a lazy summer day after Labor Day?
    A memory!
36. Why do fish hate the end of summer?
    Because the “school” bell rings again!
37. Why did the tree take a nap when summer ended?
    It was ready to “leaf” all its worries behind!
38. What’s the best way to say goodbye to summer?
    With a cold one, and I don’t mean a drink—bring on the fall breeze!

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