WARNING!!!! below you will find some serious GEEK fest in this edition of DAD JOKES. If you know your binary codes and top down designs you might find he following HILARIOUS! We work with a lot of companies, including software and hardware engineers. Come join us for some fun in Times Square or bring our shows & workshops to your next team building function! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE even in the digital world!
- Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower? Because the instructions said “lather, rinse, repeat”!
- How did the programmer skip the queue at the club? They were stacked… the LIFO the party!
- What’s a software developer’s favorite beverage? Coffee! (No matter how hard they try to quit Java.)
- Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays.
- How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console.log it!
- What’s a programmer’s favorite hangout place? Foo Bar
- Why was the programmer’s date so quiet? They were still buffering.
- Why did the function break up with the variable? Because it was always getting called.
- What’s a programmer’s favorite snack? Microchips and salsa.
- How do programmers troubleshoot Python code? They hire a snake charmer! A “de-constructor”!
- Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#!
- How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that’s a hardware problem.
- Why are Assembly programmers always soaking wet? They work below C-level.
- What did the Java code say to the C code? You’ve got no class.
- IF 0 is false AND 1 is true THEN what is 2? Well, that’s when you’re not sure.
- What’s the most used language in programming? Profanity
- Why don’t programmers like going to concerts? Too many unsigned bands.
- Why did the programmers almost fail out of school? Their best grade was a C++!
- Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
- Why did the software engineer break up with the database? Because they had too many relationship problems.
- Why do programmers always carry umbrellas? In case it starts raining cats and dogs.
- What’s a programmer’s favorite pick-up line? Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
- Why don’t software engineers ever trust atoms? They make up everything!
- What’s a software engineer’s favorite part of a tennis match? The breakpoint!
- Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
Come be a part of the show as the cast of EIGHT IS NEVER ENOUGH delivers hilarious interactive musical comedy, original skits & songs, improvised on the spot based on audience suggestions and participation.
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