- What do you call an emotionally distant sponge? A loofah!
- Who was in charge of cleaning up at the World Cup tournament? The Sweeper!
- Why are clean sheets hipper than used/dirty sheets? The clean sheets keep in the fold!
- Why was Island always fighting with the perimeter of the kitchen? It always has a counter argument!
- What do you call a rapper that pushes water off a surface? SqueeGee-Money
- Why was the recently washed windows thrown in jail? Streaking!
- What soap brand comes and goes twice a day? Tide!
- What was Gepettos favorite household cleaner? Pine- Soul
- Why was the broom late for work?It overswept.
- Why did the freezer dispise being defrosted? It wanted to stay cool! š
- Why was the feather duster named cleaner of the month? It never cut corners!
- Why are brooms unreliable, constantly procrastinating? They always sweep things under the rug!
- Why was the iron thrown in jail? It preferred to take everything to the cleaners!
- Why is the window annoying everyone? It’s extra squeaky clean!
- Why is it so hard ro clean an oven? Burnt food is so clingy!
- Why are brillo pads bad around the office? Always scrubbing away valuable data!
- What do you call gossip among kitchen cleaners? Dish and tell!
- Why did the traveling sales person bring a vacuum on the road? They wanted a clean car pet!
- Why does the mop take so long to complete each task? It wanted to truly soak it all in!
- Why can’t mama cat find her kittens? Her human cleaned out the wrong litter!
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