In anticipation of this weekend’s New York Comic Con, New York Improv Theater is participating in an amazing X-Files themed comedy event with special guests and more. CLICK HERE

There has been much controversy out there over the choices behind 2008’s I WANT TO BELIEVE X-Files Movie, so here are 10 alternative fan-fiction titles…

TOP-TEN (FAKE) FAN FICTION TITLES!

1. I WANT TO DECEIVE

9 seasons of X-Files mythology retold from the perspective of C.G.B. Spender AKA The Cigarette Smoking Man.

2) I WANT TO RELIEVE

Mulder and Scully revisit the human sized Flukeworm from HOST as this quickly multiplying over-sized parasite pollutes port-a-potties across the world making it impossible for construction workers and festival concert goers to pee. Darin Morgan appears in almost every scene.

3) I WANT TO RECEIVE

Sparks fly as popular homosexual fan fiction starring with Rat-Boy himself, Alex Krycek, as Mulder’s on again off again love interest. Simultaneously Aliens are found in highest levels of the NFL.  Story is ripped from the latest headlines of scandals involving the New England Patriots as Chris Carter shares his own take on how and why those balls were deflated. It was the tight end’s fault!!!

4) I WANT TO ALEVE

A entire town is suffering from Migraines due to government testing. All start to drive west and cause horrible traffic on US Interstates. After 10+ years some plots start to sound familiar.

5) I WANT TO NAIVE

After years of investigating horrific crimes and conspiracies, Mulder tries to have his memory erased. Scully ponders is ignorance truly bliss?

6) I WANT TO BEREAVE

The syndicate is back and trying to hurt Mulder by getting Scully… AGAIN!

7) I WANT TO REPRIEVE

A stressed out Mulder takes a break and joins anti death penalty protests. Scully has to convince him to return to the case.

8) I WANT TO CONCEIVE

Bizarre events lead Mulder down this Comedic episode inspired by the movie JUNIOR. A jealous Scully searches for William, found on Youtube posting a cover of Justin Beiber’s WHERE ARE YOU NOW?

9) I WANT TO AGGRIEVE

Pushed to his limits, Mulder crosses the line in search of the truth.

10) FIGHT THE SUTURE

Evil possessed doctor sews up his patients, leaving them in stitches…
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For real comedy check out our X-Files themed Comedy Party this Friday at 6pm. CLICK HERE for more info (Super Cool fan favorite Frank Spotnitz will be there…)

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