The 20 Worst Dad Jokes about Summer Heat Waves, Beach Trips and More

1. I told my wife she should embrace the heat wave. Now she’s hugging the fan!
2. Why don’t dolphins play beach volleyball? Because they’re afraid of the net.
3. Why did the ice cream truck break during the heat wave? It had a meltdown!
4. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
5. How do you make holy water during a heat wave? You boil the hell out of it!
6. How do you keep a cow cool during a heat wave? You give it plenty of “mooooooo”-sture!
7. Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants off the beach? They kept dropping their trunks!
8. Why did the tomato turn red during the heat wave? Because it saw the salad dressing!
9. Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter during the summer break!
10. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!
11. How does a penguin build its house during the summer? Igloos it together!
12. How do you stay cool at a baseball game? You stand next to the fans!
13. What did the beach say as the high tide? Long time no sea!
14. Why did the sand blush at the beach? Because the seaweed!
15. How does the octopus go to the beach? Well-armed!
16. What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool? Show me your mussels!
17. How does a ocean hide their assets? With a shell corporation.
18. Why did the sailor always bring a pencil? In case he has to draw the anchor!
19. Why did the sailboat break up with the rowboat? They were too oar-dinary.
20. How do sharks stay calm at the beach? They just go with the flow.

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