20+ bad jokes, puns, aka DAD Jokes about Summer Olympics Games

Whose ready for the Paris Olympics. These jokes will surely win you some groans from where ever you watch the games. Sorry, not sorry, in advanced 😂

1. What’s a gymnast’s favorite part of a keyboard? The space bar!
2. What’s a boxer’s favorite drink? Punch!
3. Why don’t runners ever get lost? They always stay on track!
4. What’s an olypian’s favorite kind of music? Heavy “medal”!
5. Why did the water polo team get kicked out of the pool? Too much horse play!
6. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
7. How do BMX riders greet each other? “Wheelie nice to see you!”
8. Where do Olympians hang out after a big day at the pool? The Dive Bar!
9. Where do the gymnastics team hangout? Parallel Bars!
10. Why did the diver start a band? For the high notes and deep tracks!
11. Why did the fencer get a promotion? He was on point!
12. What does the sculling team eat before every race? A “row”-bust meal!
13. What do you call a bad water ballet? Sink-chronized swimming!
14. What did the French anxious swimmers say getting into the green pool water? At least we’re not in Seine!
15. While almost every long distance runner complained about the summer heat, what did the French marathon champ say? I thinks it’s quite Louvre-ly!
16. Did you hear about the weightlifter who was always tired? He just needed a lift…I don’t always tell jokes about weightlifting, but when I do, they’re usually pretty buff.
17. Why aren’t fish good at ping pong? Always stuck in the net.
18. Why do wrestlers never marry? To avoid getting pinned down.
19. Why don’t grasshoppers play rugby? They prefer cricket!
20. What do rugby players drink? Penal-tea!
21. Why was the hurdle race so emotional? The athletes couldn’t get over it!
22. What’s an equestrian’s favorite game? Stable Tennis!
23. Why did the equestrian cross the road? To get to the other neigh-borhood.

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