20 Bad Dad Jokes, Puns about Restaurants

Eating out is harder than ever, but the bad jokes are just as easy as ever….

1. I started a new job at a seafood restaurant. I pulled a mussel or two!
2. Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s too cheesy!
3. Why did the chef quit his job? He pasta breaking point!
4. I used to be a waiter, but then I found a better tip!
5. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
6. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
7. I wanted to make a joke about sodium, but Na.
8. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
9. Why do diners never turn on the AC during Breakfast? They like it toasty!
10. Why do pancakes always win at baseball? Because they have the best batter.
11. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.
12. I asked the bartender to lift my spirits. He picked up my drink!
13. I asked the bartender, “What’s the wi-fi password?” He said, “You need to buy a drink first.” I said, “Okay, I’ll have a Coke.” He said, “The wi-fi password is ‘youneedtobuyadrinkfirst’.”
14. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know which one arrives first.
15. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.
16. Did you hear about the cook that died? He pasta way.
17. Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
18. What did the bread do on vacation? It loafed around!
19. What do you get when you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a la mode.
20. Did you hear about the burger that couldn’t stop working? It was always on a roll.

BONUS, Don’t for get to tip your waiter:

1. Always trust your gut…especially after eating a questionable gas station hot dog.
2. If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards.
3. When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.
4. Never ask for directions, just keep driving until you hit an ocean. You’ll figure it out.
5. Follow your heart, unless it tells you to eat an entire cake in one sitting.
6. When in doubt, blame it on Mercury retrograde.
7. Don’t worry about saving money, you can always win the lottery.
8. Never admit you’re wrong, even if you’re talking to a map.
9. Embrace your mistakes, they make great stories to tell at parties.
10. If it’s not on social media, did it even happen?

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