20+ Bad Dad Jokes, Puns about Track and Field, Paris, France Olympics 2024

Anyone else loving the 2024 Olympics? Always a fun fortnight, hear are some bad jokes that surely ruin the experience 😂

1. Did you hear about the marathon runner who was arrested? They were charged with resisting a rest.
2. How do you keep a track star in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow!
3. What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
4. What’s a triple jumper’s favorite type of music? Hip hop, skip and jump!
5. Why did the hammer thrower love school? They always nail the test!
6. Why did the runner cross the road? To get to the other stride.
7. Why did the pole vaulter get disqualified? He was caught taking shortcuts!
8. Who is a decathlete’s favorite singer? Any Ten-or!
9. What do you get when you cross a sprinter with a comedian? A running joke!
10. What did the French runner say after winning the race? That’s another one in the Can Can!
11. What do you call a race with no finish line? A never-ending story!
12. Why did the pole vaulter so good at their job? Because he was always raising the bar!
13. Why did the high jumper quit his job? He just couldn’t get over it!
14. Why did the long jumper break up with the high jumper? He felt like she was always looking down on him!
15. What do you call a javelin thrower with a bad attitude? A little prickly!
16. Why did the baton cross the road? To get to the other runner!
17. What do you get when you combine a sprinter with a gardener? A track star who really knows how to grow!
18. What do you call a lazy hurdler? A low-key jumper!
19. How do you confuse a decathlete? Ask them to count to eleven.
20. Why was the racewalker always cold? He was always a step ahead of the warm front!
21. How does a track star get to work? They take the relay!
22. Why did the sprinter sleep with his trophies? He was always chasing gold!
23. How does a high jumper stay warm in the winter? They wear a jump-er!
24. What do you call a relay race in space? A star trek!
25. Why was the coach yelling at the finish line? He wanted to see who had the best lungs!
26. Why did the hammer thrower quit his job? He just couldn’t handle the pressure!

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