20 Dad Jokes about Happiness

1. I am happy because… my puns are finally starting to make people groan. Before they just threw rotten food.
2. I am happy because… I finally figured out how to put my phone on airplane mode without crashing.
3. I am happy because… I just realized I’ve been singing the wrong lyrics all along and nobody noticed.
4. I am happy because… my socks finally match. It’s the little things in life.
5. I am happy because… my plants haven’t died yet. That’s a new record!
6. I am happy because… I got all green lights on the way to work today. Did I mention I’m color blind.
7. I am happy because… my dog finally learned how to fetch… himself.
8. I am happy because… I found a dollar on the ground. That’s like winning the lottery, right?
9. I am happy because… my fridge is full of leftovers. Leftover from the dark ages.
10. I am happy because… I can finally tell the difference between a cappuccino and a latte. Now I’m more in foamed.
11. I am happy because… my kids finally stopped asking me “Are we there yet?” We never leave home.
12. I am happy because… I finally found my glasses. Tha ks to wearing contacts.
13. I am happy because… I successfully parallel parked on my first try. I’m double parked.
14. I am happy because… I survived another trip to the grocery store with my kids. I left them there.
15. I am happy because… I finally finished that puzzle. I burned it.
16. I am happy because… my cat actually came when I called it. Treats were involved.
17. I am happy because… my internet is working. But I’m still unemployed.
18. I am happy because… my jokes are so bad they’re actually funny. Or at least I think so.
19. I am happy because… I got out of bed today. Now I nap on the couch.
20. I am happy because… I’m surrounded by all who love me. I’m alone.

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