20+ Dad Jokes, Puns about Harvest Season: Happy End of Summer, PSL Times!

1. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s pop-corn?
2. Why did the farmer bury all his money? To make his soil rich!
3. How do you make an apple turnover? Push it downhill!
4. Why did the pie go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling!
5. What kind of apple would you find in the old west? A Granny Smith & Wesson!
6. What do you call a corn that joins the army? Kernel!
7. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
8. Why didn’t the corn win the race? Because it got too husky!
9. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
10. What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A life-gourd!
11. Why did the apple always getting detention? It was rotten to the core!
12. Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road? It had no guts!
13. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
14. What do you call a lazy pumpkin? A gourd-geous couch potato!
15. Why did the farmer bury all his money? To make his soil rich!
16. What’s a corn’s favorite musical genre? Pop!
17. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
18. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone at Thanksgiving!
19. Why did the farmer break up with his tractor? Because they were always having a row!
20. Why did the apple go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date!
21. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
22. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
23. What do you call a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
24. What did the corn say to the butter? You make me melt!
25. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
26. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
27. Why did the farmer name his pig “Ink”? Because he kept running out of the pen!
28. What do you call a musical farm? A crop-chestral!
29. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!
30. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth!
31. Why did the farmer go to the bank? To get his cash crop!
32. What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud!
33. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? A whole lot of Drumsticks at Thanksgiving!

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