20+ Dad Jokes About Baseball, World Series 2024

1. How do players stay cool under pressure during the World Series? They have lots of fans!
2. Why did the curveball go to therapy? It had some control issues.
3. What does a baseball player do when he loses his eyesight? He becomes an umpire.
4. What’s a hitters favorite dessert? A Bundt Cake
5. How did the pitcher get elected to Congress? He had a lot of swing votes.
6. Why does the pitcher never throw balls? He’s on strike!
7. Why did the pitcher only throw sliders? The catcher was hungry!
8. Why did the outfielder bring a fishing rod to the game? He heard there were some good catches out there.
9. What do you call baseball game in Los Angeles with a lot of wild pitches? Dodgeball!
10. Why did the right fielder start a podcast? He was bored out there.
11. Why did the batter leave the ball park? He had a home run! (His mother called).
12. Why was the baseball game so long? The pitchers were throwing curveballs, sliders, and sinkers, but the batters kept hitting them foul.
13. Why did the baseball glove go to the therapist? It had a serious catching problem.
14. What did the baseball mitt say to the ball? “Catch you later!”
15. Why did the pitcher bring a ladder to the game? He heard the coach wanted him to throw high and inside.
16. What do you call a baseball player who’s always on the basepath? A runner-up!
17. What’s the difference between a baseball fan and a umpire? Fans can see the difference between balls and strikes!
18. Why did the baseball team hire a cook? They needed a good batter.
19. Why was the baseball player always soaking wet? He was a pitcher and always got hit by the opposing team’s hitters.
20. What did the baseball coach say to the team’s worst hitter? “You’d better hit the showers early today.”
21. Why did the baseball player bring a ladder to the game? He wanted to get to the top of the batting order.
22. What do you call a baseball player who can’t hit? A fan.
23. Why don’t Baseball teams have cheerleaders? Too many foul balls (in the dugout).
24. What did the play-by-play announcer say to the color commentator? This pitcher has an arm like a cannon… Nick Cannon! (Cause it’s Wild and Out!)

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