- What’s a confused prankster’s favortie song? “What kind of fool am I?”
- What’s the secreat to great flower gardens? Call your best buds!
- Why did the Daisey close its eyes? Tulips were kissing!
- Why does dad refuse to admit he is afraid of spiders? He claims he’s no spring chicken!
- Why was the broom late on April Fools’ Day? It overswept!
- What do you call a hammer bought on April 1st? An April tool!
- Why did the early bird come late to class in spring? Because the worm refuses to live on Daylight Savings Time!
- Why did the gardener plant light bulbs? So he could have power plants!
- What do you call a flower that tells jokes? A funny bud!
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes on April Fools’ Day? They’d crack each other up!
- What did the bee say to the flower? “Hi honey!”
- What do you call a baby spring chicken?.A peep!
- What do you call a bear caught in the spring rain? A drizzly bear.
- Why did the calendar go to the dentist? It had to fill a date!
- What did the ground say to the spring flowers? “I’m rooting for you!”
- Why did the clock get sent to detention on April 1st? It was always ticking jokes!
- How do you catch a very singular rabbit? Unique up on it!
- Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
- Why did the sun stress out at work? The days seemed to be getting longer.
- On April 1st the comedian declared, “We finally have a national holiday!”
Live from Times Square NYC and touring nationwide since 2002, the cast of EIGHT IS NEVER ENOUGH delivers hilarious interactive musical comedy improvised based on audience suggestions and participation! GET TICKETS HERE or EMAIL for group sales and private events.
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