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1. Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no guts to argue!

2. What’s a pumpkin spice latte’s favorite horror movie? “Brewed-dy and the Beast.”

3. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!

4. Why did the pumpkin start exercising? Because it didn’t want to be a pumpkin pie.

5. Why did the pumpkin spice latte date the coffee? Because it heard it was ‘brewtiful’!

6. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!

7. Why don’t pumpkins spice lattes ever brew in peace? Because they constantly get ‘espresso’-ed!

8. Why are pumpkins such good comedians? Because they’re always around when things get corny!

9. What’s a pumpkin’s favourite sport? Squash!

10. Did you hear about the pumpkin that became a latté? It really spiced up its life!

11. Why was the pumpkin patch better than the corn field? Because it was absolutely gourd-geous!

12. What’s a pumpkin’s favourite film? Pulp Fiction!

13. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o’-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin π!

14. How does a pumpkin fix things? With a pumpkin hammer and gourd nails!

15. Why did the pumpkin spice latte go to the police station? It was mugged!

16. Why don’t pumpkins ever play baseball? Because they’re afraid of the bats!

17. Why did the scarecrow break up with the pumpkin? It was too clingy.

18. What does a pumpkin say after a tough workout? I’m totally gourd out!

19. Why did the pumpkin get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field!

20. Why don’t pumpkins spice lattes ever brew in peace? Because they constantly get ‘espresso’-ed!

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Every one of these scripts has been written for a show I produced and performed. My most popular show is The Cat’s Meow. I love the Jazzy Roaring 20s. Most popular with teens is the Great Gatzby spoof. MY FAVE script however is the Gothic Garden Soiree – Romeo & Juliet meets House of Usher with OLD money struggling in modern times.

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Gothic Garden Soiree: The Not So Gilded Age 1890s NYC
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For 30+ years Walt Frasier has been entertaining audiences live from Times Square NYC, Touring Nationwide, and occasionally popping onto their TVs and other devices. For casting Walter in SAG AFTRA Film, TV & Commercial projects, contact (Jaime) Baker Management. International credits include TV, Commercials, Theater, Music & Comedy

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