20+ Halloween Dad Jokes – Witches, Ghosts, Zombies, Skeletons and more!

Just when you thought Dad Jokes were a dead art, they rise again just in time for Halloween!

1. What do skeletons say before they start eating? Bone appetit!
2. Why don’t zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? They eat their fingers separately
3. Why did the ghost go to therapy? To many unresolved issues.
4. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
5. What’s a zombie’s favorite school subject? Decom-position.
6. Where do ghosts go on vacation? Mali-boo.
7. Why don’t skeletons ever go skydiving? Because they have no guts.
8. What do you call an old hag who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.
9. What’s a banshee’s favorite dessert? I scream.
10. Why did the skeleton go to the dance alone? He had no body to go with.
11. What do you call two witches who live together? Broom-mates.
12. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hoblin goblin.
13. What do you call a zombie who’s always complaining? The whin-ing dead.
14. What’s a witch’s favorite snack? Hex Mix.
15. What do skeletons fail forming a band? They all only play trom-bone.
16. Where do skeletons go swimming? The Dead Sea.
17. What do you call a ghost that gets lost in the fog? A mist-opportunity.
18. Why do zombies make great employees? They’re deadicated to their work.
19. How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
20. What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad? His transparents.
21. What’s a zombie’s favorite kind of legume? A human bean.
22. Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.

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