Warning, these dad jokes maybe best shared sticky with moms and dad’s, or kids over 18 😆

1. How did the magician make your drink disappear? Look over there! (Chug Chug) All gone! A magician.never tells their tricks.
2. Why are bar fights so funny? All the punch lines!
3. Why did everyone stop hanging out at Rick’s? His Gin Joint got too dirty!
4. How does red wine cure rust? Sprays on Double UB40
5. Why did the man get arrested for drinking scotch? It was only aged 12 years
6. What did the wine connoisseur say after the battle? VINO VIDI VICI!
7. What’s a drunk aliens favorite weapon? A Tanque-Ray!
8. Why did we stop drinking three martini at lunch? Because now we order one marmaxi?
9. The bartender says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” I said, “No it doesn’t!”
10. What do you jokes from drunk? Rye humor!
11. What do you need to get into the bathroom of an Irish bar? A Whiz-key
12. What do you call a hangover at the galaxy’s edge? A cling-on!
13. Why did the beer go to the doctor? His head was ailing him.
14. What do you call a shy drinker afraid to come out of their shell? A lager-head turtle!
15. I used to drink Aviation Gin on a plane, until they renamed it Deadpool Airlines, kept garnishing my dirty martini with mint and made me watch reality TV about soccer.
16. What do you call a beer with no teeth? A gummy beer!
17. What do you call a toast that falls flat? A cracker!
18. What’s the bartenders least favorite insect? A moscato!
19. Who is a bartender’s favorite pilot? Chuck Jägermeister
20. Which liquor will heal a sick pig? Curaçao
21. What’s a bartender’s favorite novel? Tequila Mockingbird
22. How did the drunk order a plain bagel? Get that Smirnoff
23. What do you call a group of friends who love vodka? A “Cosmopolitan” club.
24. What is Elon Musk’s favorite Cognac? Brandx!
25. Where do drunk surfers go to college? Mezcal Tech!
26. When does a bar become a comedy club? After you buy two drinks!

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