Happy America Recycles Day! Here are a few recycled jokes about recycling, and recycling adjacent….
- Who gets blamed when recycled pavement fails? It’s the asphalt!
- Why did the aluminum can go to the party? Because it heard it was going to be “soda-lightful”!
- Who do you callbwhen someone steals the recycled wiring? The Copper
- What does the ocean do when it sees trash? It gets tide-ous!
- Why was the paperclip embarrassed? Because it was attached to a really old doc!
- What did the recycling bin say to the tree? “I knew you ‘wood’ come around eventually!”
- Why did the newspaper get sent back to the principal’s office? It had too many headlines!
- Why does my dad hate jokes about recycling? He said, “That’s a waste of time!”
- What did the paper say to the pencil? “Write on!”
- I just saw a documentary about recycled paper. It was tear-able!
- How do they recycle plastic in Hollywood? They recast the same actor.
- Why did the recycled plastic go to the gym? To get in ‘shape’!
- Why do you need recycled cups to drink from? So you can get a refill!
- Why did the carpenter refuse to use recycled wood? He got ‘board’ with this project!
- Why did the recycled wooden door go to the gym? It wanted to get “pane-fully” strong!
- Why did the ship maker only used recycled planks? They were already adrift!
- What is aluminum’s favorite gym class? Re-cycling!
- Why is the recycling bin always happy? It’s got a Can-do attitude!
- What do we call Theodore, when he changes his mind about recycling? Re-can-Ted!
- Why did the battery go to the doctor? It needed a recharge!
- What do you call keyboard philosophy from one battery? Single cell organ-isms.
- What did the dad say when he found all the dead batteries? “Well, these are free of charge!”
- Why did the cardboard box go to the gym? To get ripped!
- What do you call a cardboard box that’s really good at telling jokes? A box office hit!
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