July 17 is National Lottery Day & National Peach Ice Cream Day – Dad Jokes Time!

You’re in luck today! July 17th is a double whammy for delight: it’s both National Lottery Day and National Peach Ice Cream Day. What better way to celebrate these two joyous occasions than with a grand prize of groan-worthy humor? Get ready to hit the jackpot of giggles and churn out some chuckles, because I’ve got 20 dad jokes combining the thrill of winning with the sweet, fuzzy goodness of peaches and ice cream!

Here are 10 dad jokes about the lottery and 10 about peach ice scream:

1. Why couldn’t the man ever win the lottery? He never had enough scratch!
2. Why did every one call the peach ice cream “HARD CORE”? They forgot to remove the pits!
3. Who always picks 2 4 6 8 10 for his lottery numbers? Even Steven!
4. Why does peach ice cream give folks mixed emotions? It makes your insides feel cold and fuzzy!
5. Why did no one want to win the lottery? They were all playing Hunger Games!
6. What is a peach ice creams favorite boat? The Fuzzy Naval!
7. Why do folks play the lottery ever day? Winning is a numbers game!
8. What’s the worst part about peach ice cream getting old? It’s memory gets fuzzy!
9. I heard there was a new match three game at the state lottery... I brought my friends the triplets!
10. Why did the man put peach ice cream in his shoes? He really wanted a cobbler!
11. Why did the man bring a ladder to the lottery office? Because he heard the powerball prizes were at their highest this week!
12. What happens if peach ice cream melts down your face? It eventually becomes a neck-tarine!
13. My math teacher told me the odds of winning the lottery were astronomically low, but still higher than you passing this test!
14. Why is peach ice cream so hard to eat? It’s made with stone fruit!
15. Why was the woman surprised she never won the lottery? She thought she was a shoe in with a name like Miss Fortune!
16. Why did the man scoff at the cup of peach ice cream? I guess he’s more of a cone-noisseur!
17. My wife yelled at me for never winning the lottery. I told her, “Well, at least I’m consistent!”
18. Why was the peach ice cream a great detective? It always got the scoop!
19. What a lottery favorite type of music? A power-ball ballad!
20. When I asked “Who should we elect to bring the peach ice cream to the gathering at the park tomorrow?” EVERYONE SCREAMED, “Pick Nick!” I don’t even know anyone named Nick.

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