1. What does Santa call is automatic coffee maker? The Polar Espresso! ☕❄️
2. Why was Santa a hit at the comedy club? He was sleigh-ing on the mic!
3. Why is Santa hurting for cash? He’s always in the red!
4. Whats the most popular car service in the North Pole? U-brrrr!
5. Why is Santa able to go down chimneys? He conquered his Claus-trophobia!
6. Why does Santa start every day with some early morning hot cocoa? He doesn’t want to be choco-LATE!
7. Why was Mrs. Claus annoyed at her wedding? Santa made his bride wear wooden train!
8. Why does Santa promote Elf on the Shelf? Dasher refused to be a Hoof on the Roof!
9. Why does Santa never use a plow? He would rather HO HO HO!
10. Why doesn’t St. Nick like to bring live pets down the chimney? It gives him Santa pause!
11. Why do we hang stockings from the fireplace? Santa doesn’t want to dig thru our sock drawer.
12. What did the chimney say to Santa? “Soot yourself!”
13. What do you call a toy maker who won’t share? Elfish!
14. What’s the Elves favorite type of music? Wrap!
15. What is Santa’s favorite camera? The North Polaroid.
16. Why does the North Pole have daily affirmations? To avoid low elf-esteem!
17. Why did the kids get coal? The gave Santa Vegan Cookies!
18. What did the stocking say to the fireplace? “I’m just hanging out!”
19. What does Frosty use to get around? His ice-cycle!
20. Why does Santa take a long winter’s nap? He was suffering for 12 Daze of Christmas!

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