- Who casts more frozen spells than Elsa? The Chipwich!
- What do you call a bunch of angry lactose intolerant superheroes? Carvel’s Avengers
- What happens when you leave an ice cream sandwich out in the August sun? It turns into a puddle cake!
- Why did the ice cream sandwich sing Italian songs? It was a Neapolitan.
- How does ice cream travel the stars? As a flying saucer! (Carvel)
- Constantly interrupted, the ice cream parlor asked us to stick a pinwheel into it.
- Who is the archnemnesis of FatBoy ice cream sandwiches? Slim Jim!
- Why did the kid get a brain freeze? He tried to single lick the entire filling to an oreo ice cream sandwich.
- Why were the boy scouts all crying? Ice cream sandwiches made for terrible smores!
- Why did the girl scouts cheer, NEVER running out of frozen treats? They made their sandwiches out of samoas.
- Why do ice scream sandwiches have the least amount of rhythm of all the frozen treats? No sticks!
- What is a pinwheel’s greatest fear? A fudge sickle!
- What is any ice cream treat’s fave movie genre? Good Humor!
- Why do jewelers eat their Klondikes so fast? Always in a good rush!
- What is the best treat on a Tuesday? A Choco-Taco!
- Why do ice cream sandwiches make terrible detectives? No scoops!
- Why did the judge prefer his ice cream in a sandwich? The cone was waffling!
- Why is the ice cream sandwich the loudest at every party? It’s outside the cone of silence!
- What did the burglar say when caught stealing vegan ice cream sandwiches? “It said they were dairy free!”
- Why does everyone come running? Because I scream SANDWICHES!
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