1. Why don’t baseball players join unions? Because they can’t stand strikes!

2. Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Don’t worry, it’s over your head.

3. Why was the baseball glove loving the summer Florida weather? Because it kept catching the rays!

4. Why did the baseball player join the music band? Because he had perfect pitch!

5. Why did designated hitter become a baker? He was always batter up!

6. If you build it, they will come. Now how do you get them to leave.

7. Why did the scarecrow become a baseball player? Because he was outstanding in his field!

8. Why don’t baseball players bring a rope to the game? There’s never a tie.

9. Why doesn’t the baseball manager order beverages by the glass?

Because they’re always ordering up new pitchers!

10. Why did the pitcher go to jail? Because he had a killer fastball!

11. Why do vampires love Baseball? All the swinging bats?

12. How come cats never play baseball? There are too many cheetahs!

13. How is a bad player like a blanket? They both make great bench warmers!

14. What did the baseball glove say to the ball? Catch you later!

15. Why are most baseball stadiums so cold? Because they are full of fans.

16. How do baseball players handle a hot streak? Oven mitts!

17. Why are some umpires fat? Because they always clean their plate!

18. Wjy do hitters hate curvy roads? The prefer line drives!

19. What’s a home run hitter’s favorite type of music? Swing!

20. Why did the baseball player become a jeweler? Because he was great around diamonds!