Why are Poison Ivy’s TikToks considered out dated? She’s still “doing it for the vine!” (My proudest moment as a writer EVER!!! 😆)

The first-ever Batman Day was a special event held on July 23, 2014, to celebrate the character’s 75th anniversary. That date was specifically chosen to coincide with the San Diego Comic-Con, a major event for the comic book industry. Beginning in 2015, DC Comics decided to make Batman Day an annual tradition and moved the celebration to September. The reason for the change was twofold: it created a dedicated, annual celebration outside of the very busy summer convention season, allowing comic book stores and retailers to better plan their own events. It also gave fans more time to celebrate the character and his legacy as a fall event.

Batman Day Dad Jokes: the official beginning of a Long Halloween 🎃 😆

  1. What did Bruce Wayne have hanging over his crib as a baby? A Bat Mobile!
  2. What did Robin say to Batman when he used his cape to wipe his hands? “Use a na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-pkin… BATMAN!”
  3. Why is Batman so moody? He’s a Dark Knight!
  4. What do call Batman after getting hit by a shrink ray? Bruce Wanes!
  5. Why can’t Batman ever sit still? Because he’s so animated!
  6. How does Batgirl slay at the beach? Wearing her killer crocs!
  7. Why did Catwoman show up at GCPD? She kept getting mixed bat signals from Bruce!
  8. What’s Bruce Wayne’s favorite sport? Batminton!
  9. Why does Bruce Wayne love stories about King Richard the Lionheart? He’s the original Caped Crusader!
  10. Did you know Bruce Wayne made the first wireless call? He used his Bat-Mobile Phone
  11. Why was this case so easy for Batman? He only had Two Face, the problem!
  12. Why did Catwoman break up with Batman? She was too purr-fect for him.
  13. What’s Bat Mite’s favorite musical group? THE 5TH DIMENSION!
  14. What does Robin say when Batman makes a bad pun? Your not my real dad joke!
  15. Why did the Joker get a job at the coffee shop? He wanted to serve a latte chaos.
  16. Why did Scarecrow get on everyone’s nerves? He’s always letting out a little gas!
  17. How does Mr. Freeze’s end every conversation? “Let’s put that idea on ice!”
  18. What’s The Riddler’s favorite type of music? PUN rock.
  19. Why was Batman so afraid and embarrassed? He wad forced to eat scared crow!
  20. What’s Batman’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline!
  21. Why did Batman cross the road? To get to the Justice League!
  22. Why did Alfred the butler get lost? He took the bat-turn.
  23. Why does everyone give The Penguin the cold shoulder? They were hang at the Iceberg Lounge
  24. What’s Bruce Wayne’s favorite fro-yo? Cake Bat-ter!
  25. Why did Two-Face go to the eye doctor? Because he was seeing things from both sides!
  26. What’s the Scarecrow’s favorite type of story? A fear-y tale!
  27. Why does Batman hate the gym? It’s the Bane of his existence!
  28. Why was Ace so itchy? He had a Bat Mite!
  29. Why does Batman call his door on cold days? Nipple Gate

Can you think of another?

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