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• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
• I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a deer hunter.
• Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens!
• Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!
• Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
• How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
• What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
• I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
• Did you hear about the dog who can do magic? He’s a labracadabrador!
• How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
• I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
• Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
• What do you call a bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear.
• Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
• Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.
• What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
• How does a cow stay up to date with current events? It reads the moos-paper.
• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
• What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.